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| Redneck Intellectual Randall Arson |
Total Terror is a lot like Henny Youngman:
Corny,
Mildly Amusing,
And Very Shortly,
A F^^king Dead Man!
(Get it?)
It’s early Wednesday morning and inside a local Kosher supermarket, Redneck Intellectual Randall Arson stands by the meat counter, watching |
| > Redneck Intellectual Randall Arson |
 COMPLETE PROMO |
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| D'Griff |
Don’t you forget about me…
A month is a long time in Wrestling and in particular in the LSW… just one month back… things seemed to be looking up for the Eliminator… he had proven himself to be back on the World tag scene alongside Eric and was heavily involved in the LSW Heavyweight title scene…
Then… something happened… well 2 things in fact…
D’Griff and |
| > D'Griff |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Scorpious |
Homeward Bound…
Air Canada flight 7993 from Toronto touches down at Dallas Fort Worth airport…, the airline coasting almost effortlessly to it’s gate as the passengers prepare to disembark… for one passenger it is a return home from another ‘home’ so to speak…..
John Griffin… or Scorpious as he is more commonly known to all the fans in the SWA steps from the arrivals |
| > Scorpious |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Sabra Esther Mizrahi |
5771
I.
The apartment of Sabra Esther Mizrahi and Randall Arson resembles the cross between an open air maket and the cramped kitchen of a resturaunt. Steam and smoke billow from the stove as bags and boxes of food line the floor, counter tops and kitchen table.
At the stove, Sabra checks on her brisket, ensuring that the meat |
| > Sabra Esther Mizrahi |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Total Terror |
Prickly Pear…..Does that describe Randall’s package, or Sabra’s “playing field”?
Me a Dead Man? Been There, Done That. Got the Brainwash.
Prickly Pears, Redneck Jews, What Next? Emily “Eddie” Howard?
Welcome to the [bleep]ing CIRCUS!
Beam me Up Scotty. There is no Intelligent Life Down here.
Busy. That is the only way |
| > Total Terror |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Ariel Phoenix |
It’s Just A Theory
It’s about two weeks into September in LSW and things have never been more busier for Ariel Phoenix.
She’s continuing her successive run as the LSW National Heavyweight Champion, turning away some of the toughest LSW competitors to date; Eric Stone, Lewis Manchester, and Christopher Noteman, two of them are former multi-time |
| > Ariel Phoenix |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Stone |
"Wild" Bill Wayne has been rather happy of late. Seems his boss Beau Foxx has dissapeared from the scene, leaving Shad to run his Gatehaeven tournament on his own. This has left Wayne with a hefty paycheck and not really a lot to do. After many years suffering behind the mic with that blowhard "Dirty" Drake Sanchez he has been enjoying his annominity.
So he's more then a little upset |
| > Stone |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Eric Stone |
Eric Stone is sitting on a couch in The Empire's locker room. He stares down at his LSW Roundup Submission Championship, sitting on a table in front of him, as if he's not quite sure how it got there.
Lost in his thoughts he doesn't hear his tag team partner D'Griff enter the room, just finishing his house show match.
Griff: Ya ok man?
Eric looks up startled |
| > Eric Stone |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Raine Ashoka |
Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.
Its just a normal day for The Ronin and the Blackbird. They have done what is expected of the. Gym. Fans. Practice. They are both tired, a little frustrated and looking to unwind. Suffice to say, they don’t want to do it at the LSW office, so |
| > Raine Ashoka |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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| Christopher Noteman |
As the screen ignites with the familiar entrance video of Christopher Noteman the PA blasts with the sounds of Great White's "Money (That's What I Want)"
Noteman enters to a smattering of boos, but mostly confused expressions from the crowd. There not sure what they are supposed to make of The Money Soldier at this point. Has he hit rock bottom, has he turned his back on the crowd? |
| > Christopher Noteman |
COMPLETE PROMO |
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