It's
The Eye of
The Tiger
It’s The
Thrill Of The
Fight!
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Eye Of The Tiger!
Oh Skoodles! I hate it When I Forget The Words Of A Song!
“Failure is success if
we learn from it.”
Malcolm Forbes
(Totally Smart Guy!) :-P
Hi!!!! For those of you that don’t know who I am! My name is Tipper!……Tipper Witherbee! My real name is Samantha but if you call me that I have to kick you in the jewels and that would hurt…..me too I promise! So…….
I really have nothing to say. What do you talk about when you like lose all the time? Hmmmmmmm…..
I like Strawberries! I have this cute little Strawberry tattoo on my ankle! Let’s see……
Hmmmmmmm……
Oh….Oh…..I LOVE bubbles! NO! not the silly monkey that Mikey Jackson had. Okay ……..Hmmmmmmm……
How about Twitter! Y….wait…I haven’t been on there much either. Embarrassed I guess. Now I’m just a miserable little dork right now. See I am facing Trent Rodgers, my former tag partner…such a meanie and a jerk. He left me alone out there in a match we had and I was pinned. He totally blasted me in the back area afterwards and I gave him a kick and a right hook. But then….
The Sisters Chastity
I fought them and again ….I lost letting my new partner Skinny Kenny down. So now I fight Trent one on one and I don’t think I ca……
Skinny:“Whoa Whoa Tippy! If The Skinny thinks what the Skinny thinks you’re about to say then the Skinny is here to cheer you up! Tippy?”
Tippy half smiles…
Tippy:“Yes Skinny?”
Skinny:“The Skinny is going to put you on the Skinny five hour workout! Tippy…after the Skinny is done with you….you can rassle Godzilla baby!”
Tippy claps…
Tippy:“Really! Really Skinny! I could really use a “Pep Me Up”! Will it help me become WNW Women‘s Champion!?”
Tippy Giggles…..
Skinny Laughs….
Skinny:“Ha! Ha! Ha! OF COURSE! You got it little lady! The Skinny is gonna whip you in shape and that Trent meanie is going to go down! Not just Trent Tippy! Anyone that steps in the ring with you!”
Tippy again claps as she gets happy….
Tippy:“Skinny, this reminds me of the time I was working out in school to face this bully and check this out Skinny I was like totally working it hard.”
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The Scene Opens with Tipper, she lifts the bar while laying on the bench…….she hoists it up and suddenly it comes crashing down on her chest….Tipper is trapped …..A man walks by and with one arm lifts it up and puts it on the bar….
Man:“Careful with the 20 Lb. Weight there little girl.”
He walks away as Tipper looks on with her frowning Face….
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Camera focuses on Tipper as she shakes her head……
Tippy:“Where do they find that footage?”
Skinny Kenny laughs it out……
Skinny:“Come on Tipper! Let’s go!”
Tipper goes after Kenny ….
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At the Gym…..
Outside on the Football field…..
Tipper is all ready in her workout gear……
She looks over at Skinny Kenny….
Skinny:“What we have here is what The Skinny calls…..”Chariots of Kenny”. You see Tipper in order to last a long time in the ring you have to build stamina! Stamina is the key to the Skinny’s success. Look at The Skinny, the model for stamina.”
Tipper looks at Skinny’s fat a**…..and crosses her arms…
Tipper:“Stamina huh? Okay Skinny what should I do?”
Skinny points to the field…
Skinny:“The Skinny says YOU Tipper have to run four times around the football filed…that equals two miles. Ready. Set….G”
Tipper cuts of Skinny…
Tipper:“Wait! Aren’t you running with me?”
Tippy grins…..,
Skinny:“Well…the Skinny had a huge breakfast and the last thing the Skinny needs right now is to run and vomit it back up.”
Tippy:“That’s gross…..but it’s cool . You promised you would work out with me…So Turn that frown …Upside Down!”
Kenny sighs….
Skinny:“The Skinny never breaks his promises So let’s go little Tipper!”
They start running……..
“The Chariots of Fire” Theme begins to play as they run…….
And run…….
And run……
And suddenly ….
The Skinny tumbles to the ground…..
Tipper stops…..and quickly runs to Kenny……
Tipper:“Are you OK?”
Skinny nods…
Skinny:“The Skinny is okay. The Skinny pressed himself extra hard for you Tipper. How far did the Skinny get?”
Tipper raises an eyebrow……
Tipper:“Skinny….you ran about 10 feet.”
The Skinny looks around….
Skinny:“Oh. Well we have other things to work out on. Come on.”
Tipper giggles as she follows The Skinny inside…
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Inside the Gym…..
Skinny and Tipper look at the Chin press……
Almost in awe……
Then look at each other….
Tipper:“Chin up, Skinny? Oh my.”
Kenny smirks …..
Skinny :“No worries young Tipper. The Skinny will demonstrate.”
The Skinny gets on the chin bar……
And tries to lift himself……
Bu he CANNOT!!!!!! He tries……
Tipper looks on and Grimaces…….
Finally! The Skinny falls flat on his back.
Tipper looks down at Skinny……
Tipper:“You okay Skinny!?”
Skinny smirks while laying on the floor……
Skinny:“The Skinny says……..one more workout…..let’s build that strength.”
Skinny goes towards the weights….
Tipper smiles and follows ….
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They arrive at a Ladder machine called Jacob’s Ladder but Kenny likes to call it….The Skinny Ladder…..
Kenny looks at Tipper and smirks……
Skinny:“Tippy! This is The Skinny ladder. In this alone you must walk up a ladder at a fast pace, keep it up and you will be just like the Skinny!”
Tippy smirks….
Tippy:“Can you show me how ? Pleaseeeeeeeee?”
The Skinny smirks…
Skinny:“Absolutely, Here we go!”
Skinny gets on the ladder…..and starts booking……when suddenly….
CRASH!!!!!
Skinny tumbles to the floor…Tipper quickly goes to him….
Tipper:“You okay!?
Skinny smiles and looks at Tipper…..
Skinny:You wanna order a pizza and watch video instead?”
Tipper smiles….and starts to laugh.
Tipper:“Sure!”
Scene Fades
I’ll be ready for you Trent!
No more losing! Because Da Tipster
Is coming for you!
Because
Nobody Tips
Da Tipster!
NOBODY!
I
Am
Tipper Witherbee
“The Princess of Pep!”
Turn That Frown
Upside Down
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